Evasion Slice..

After another royal delay (for which btw I have pleaded guilty), here are the 5 things Sudz accociates me with-

1. Looong names:

Yeah, my full name is one of the longest you’ll come across- it has 54 alphabets. Yes, you read it right…54!!

It means:

• It’s as long as A-Z written twice with repeating  2 of your favorite letters.
• If I signed my full name on my cheques, the bank would have to open a 5 member dedicated ’signature verification’ cell only to process my cheques.
• For every time I had signed my full name in attendence-10 people in my class would have got there attendence.
• If I responded  only to my full name, the announcers at ‘departures’ of the Hyderabad Airport would quit..because I’m always late.
• If there are 20 more people to board the flight, and the annoucer manages to call my entire name..on an average at least 5 other men would would have been intimated.
• If you set your ringtone to pronounce my name each time I call, chances are your phone will crash. Because, even 3G phones are not equiped to play 2 songs a time.

I must confess that, its only recently that I learnt my full name. I never have problems with my passwords. Some times my friends get excited on my behalf. Recently, a friend of mine sent me a link to our company’s database which opened details of a newly joined employee with a long name. I think it was just a bit longer. My friend took instant offence, as if he lost something personal. I smiled, I had only lost to a namesake  

2.Atlas Shrugged:

Its my ambition to finish this book. No, seriously! I started this book 3 years back for the first time. Reached 80 pages before I couldn’t continue. Started again 1.5 years back reached 120 pages. Now, I haven’t read that book in a good year & I still have over 1000 pages to go. All my supportive friends have urged me to abandon the effort. They say its for my own good.

But I’m determined. As long as I finish it before Sudz NaNo effort.

If ever there was a book reading contest (fastest to finish reading either Atlas Shrugged or my full name), wonder which one would give the conestants a better chance.

3. Stealing a box of sweets from RP’s office:

Sudz! Did we? or did I? I have very vague memory of us all being in his office once, one of those Trishna days. But don’t remember this particular one.

4. One of the most inconsistent bloggers ever!

Again guilty as charged, I keep making mental notes of all the interesting, smart things that I say or have observed around me. But by the time I come to digitise my thoughts I find them to have had vaporised already.

Have recently started those memos on my phone, but now my damn N73 is so slow that it takes 2-3 mins to open the memo screen. So, now I make flags in my MS Outlook to blog, but there is so much work at office that…..

..Ok…ok….all about digitizing…vaporizing…flags & memo is bull!

Here.. I say it, ‘ I’m one Lazzzzyyyy burger’.

I know the ‘work at office’ did me in.

5. ‘Platonic’ friendship with Panki Zee:

As straight as they come…won’t go the other way, no matter how clowdy the day is.